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Get in touchBRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY
Grown Up Comedy... Babies Welcome!
WINNER: Best bring-along Baby Event (HOOP Awards)
WINNER: Comedy Club of the Year 2024 (Innovation and Excellence Awards)
WINNER: Best Mental Health Boost for New Parents 2022 (UK Enterprise Awards)
WINNER: Best Comedy Event for Families 2023 (Prestige Awards)
NOMINATED: Feed With Confidence Award 2018 (Lansinoh Awards: celebrating the people and places who support mums without prejudice)
“Yaaaas! This is the maternity leave I have dreamed of!" - Michelle, BYOB Guest
"Bring Your Own Baby Comedy has transformed parental leave" - i paper
Join us for an afternoon of hilarious comedy, where you can relax and have a good laugh at the best comedians in the UK, without needing childcare! There's buggy parking, baby changing and more at all our venues, so that you can take some time for yourself and just be entertained. The bar is fully stocked, whether you fancy a cuppa or even something a bit stronger (G&T anyone?). If you need to whip out a bum (the baby’s please!), a boob or a bottle, then please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!*
Each show features two brilliant comedians plus a compere, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes including an interval.
Find out more: www.byobcomedy.com
*Please note that we have a 15-month age limit for our little laughers, as our comedians will be performing their usual grown-up jokes!





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