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Upcoming shows at Orchard West

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Music

Supreme Queen

Now undoubtedly one of the most established and successful Tribute Bands in the world, The SUPREME QUEEN Production is a brilliantly designed presentation paying homage to the halcyon days of one of the greatest rock bands ever. Musically exceptional throughout, the production brings together some of the finest and most recognisable Queen tribute performers in the world, complimented by the stunning production values: Authentic stage settings and specialist sound and lighting effects, that are all designed to provide the most memorable of evenings for the millions of Queen fans worldwide.

Fri 5 Jun 2026
from £34.50
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Creative Learning

Film: Pride Cinema - Priscilla Queen Of The Desert (Cert 15)

Come join us for this Pride themed Viewing of this cult classic, be your best drag, come in full drag or just some glitter, the rainbow slush and cocktails will be following. Film Synopsis: Oscar-winning costumes highlight this tale of three drag queens who set out across the Outback in a dilapidated bus. Details Director(s): Stephan Elliott Runtime: 98 minutes Certification: 15 Production Year: 1994 Distributor: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Cast: Terence Stamp

Thu 11 Jun 2026
from £2
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Dartford Pride Drag Bingo

Deestar presents: Star Bingo, grab your dabbers and head down to the orchard west where Deestar will take you on a Bingo adventure with lip-sync performances, witty banter, spot prizes and not forgetting the big full house wins. 5 bingo games included in price. Deestar is THE star of Kent has been taking the drag world by storm with her flawless make up, elegant style and 5* moves. Come join her you won't regret it.

Fri 12 Jun 2026
from £20
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Music

Twist & Shout

A Fun-packed Musical Journey Through the Swinging 60s An all-star cast from the West End deliver a musical powerhouse of a show that starts with the explosion of Brit Pop in 1962 through to the era of Flower Power and Free Love of the late Sixties. Music lovers are invited to return to a time when skirts got shorter and hair got longer as an incredible cast revive the hits of The Beatles, Herman’s Hermits, Gerry and the Pacemakers, The Rolling Stones, Cilla Black, Manfred Mann, Dusty Springfield, Lulu, Sandy Shaw and many more. Superb performances and beautiful, bespoke costumes return us to the sights and sounds of the Swinging Sixties. The non-stop, 40-song music feast includes She Loves You, Glad All Over, You’re My World, Jumpin’ Jack Flash, Something Tells Me I’m In to Something Good, Shout, Ferry Cross The Mersey and so many more. It’s said that “If you remember the Sixties you really weren’t there”. Twist and Shout affords the opportunity to discover just what you missed! This show will get you on your feet and dancing in the aisles!

Sat 13 Jun 2026
from £33.50
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PrideFest: The Party 2026

The Grand Finale! Get ready for the biggest celebration of the year! To wrap up our milestone 5th anniversary, we are turning up the volume at Orchard West for the ultimate Sunday session - PrideFest: The Party. Our auditorium will be fully transformed into a vibrant, decorated rainbow sanctuary for a day dedicated to unity, progress, and pure joy. Expect an electric atmosphere packed with: Non-Stop Stage Entertainment: High-energy performances running throughout the day. Live Music & Tributes: Incredible sets from talented vocalists and top-tier tribute acts. Food & Drink: A variety of refreshments available to keep the party going all afternoon. Festival Vibes: A fully decorated venue to provide the perfect backdrop for your Pride memories. Your Fabulous Hosts Leading the festivities we are thrilled to welcome back fan favourite Anton Stephans: The powerhouse vocalist and X-Factor star (also known as the Genie in our 2025 Aladdin Pantomime) returning to bring his incomparable energy to host the main stage alongside Sophia Stardust; Dartford’s very own local drag sensation. Sophia will be bringing the glamour, the wit, and the sparkles to our final celebration. Line-up Coming Soon! While our star-studded headline acts are currently under wraps, we promise a mix of national talent and local stars that reflects the incredible spirit of Dartford. Stay tuned for the full reveal! Event Details & Tickets Tickets: FREE (Booking in advance is recommended). Prize Draw: Guests who book their free tickets in advance will be automatically entered into a prize draw to win tickets for upcoming performances at Orchard West. Our Partners Dartford Pride 2026 is delivered by Orchard West in proud partnership with Dartford Borough Council and is generously sponsored by Taylor Wimpey. Find the full Dartford Pride Week information here >

Sun 14 Jun 2026free
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Creative Learning

Immersive Yoga At Orchard West

Step out of the everyday and into an immersive yoga space. For one night only, we are transforming the Orchard West auditorium into a vast, open-floor oasis of light and sound. Take a sensory journey designed to help you reconnect and "Find Your North." Led by the incredible Shivaani Aroraa of Yoga Tara, these sessions are crafted to meet you exactly where you are, with all abilities welcome. Arrive from 5.30pm to explore our curated wellness stalls in the foyer. Discover local brands, mindful products, and holistic treats. A perfect space to connect with the community before and between sessions. 6:30 PM – 7:15 PM | Session 1: Vinyasa Flow All levels welcome. Guided by the rhythm of your own breath, this flow moves through various asanas to build balance and physical strength while expanding the emotional body. Accessibility: This session is mat based. 8:00 PM – 8:45 PM | Session 2: Yin Yoga All levels welcome. A deeply nourishing session designed to trigger a profound sense of calm. Tune into your physical body to explore your subtle energy and discover the hidden strength found in total stillness. Note: This is a floor-based practice. What You Need to Know Bring Your Own Mat: As we have cleared the auditorium floor to create a communal energy, please bring your favourite yoga mat and any props (blocks or blankets) you need for your comfort. All Abilities: Whether you are a seasoned yogi or unrolling your mat for the first time, Shivaani’s expert guidance ensures a welcoming environment for everyone. Sessions are booked separately, so you are welcome to drop in for one, or attend both. Find your balance. Find your strength. Find your North.

Mon 15 Jun 2026
from £15
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Creative Learning

Craft Club

Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

Wed 17 Jun 2026
from £14.50
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Dance

Burn The Floor Presents Nikita Kuzmin - Supernova

Burn the Floor presents Nikita Kuzmin: Supernova Strictly Come Dancing finalist and fan favourite Nikita Kuzmin takes centre stage in the explosive new dance spectacular Supernova, with very special guest star and the longest-reigning female professional on Strictly, the incredible Karen Hauer. Created in collaboration with world-renowned choreographer and BAFTA award recipient Jason Gilkison and presented by international dance sensation Burn the Floor. Supernova is a show fuelled by the firepower of world class performers and creatives from around the world. Expect an evening of electrifying entertainment where artistry meets innovation, and Nikita’s trademark charm, power and charisma shine brighter than ever. Get ready — the Supernova is about to explode!

Sat 20 Jun 2026
from £44.70
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Creative Learning

Written Within, Spoken Out - Writing and Performance Workshop for Adults (18+)

Written Within, Spoken Out (Adults) Written Within, Spoken Out is a two-hour Writing for Wellbeing and performance skills workshop for adults seeking creative expression and personal growth. The first hour offers a calm, welcoming space to write, reflect, and connect. No pressure and no experience required. Writing in a supportive group can reduce isolation, strengthen confidence, and support emotional wellbeing. The second hour gently introduces performance skills for those who wish to develop their voice, improve communication and or performance skills, whilst building confidence sharing their work. Participants are always free to simply observe. A nurturing space to explore your words, your voice, and your confidence at your own pace. Writing in a supportive group can:   • Reduce feelings of isolation  • Increase confidence  • Support emotional wellbeing  • Spark creativity  • Strengthen self-expression  • Create meaningful connection Learn:   • Voice control and projection  • Managing nerves  • Clear articulation  • Authentic delivery  • Stage confidence  • Presence and storytelling skills

Thu 25 Jun 2026
from £25
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Family

'My First Concert' Featuring Baby Shark, Pinkfong & The Zoomies

Get ready to sing, dance, laugh and cheer in ‘My First Concert’. A magical live musical adventure for young children and their grown-ups! Join Jack and Jill as they try to save the day. With the help of their friends, a very silly dog called Dilly, and special guest appearances from Pinkfong, Baby Shark, and The Zoomies. They set out to create the biggest, brightest and most magical concert. Packed with favourite nursery rhymes, fun characters, audience interaction and big concert moments. My First Concert lets children become part of the show — clapping, singing, dancing and helping to save the village with music. Perfect for ages 2–7, this heart-warming, high-energy experience shows how being kind, working together, and having fun can make the world a happier place.

Sat 27 Jun 2026
from £27.50
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Music

The Simon And Garfunkel Story

Few shows have experienced the phenomenal global success of The Simon & Garfunkel Story, with multiple sold-out shows in over 50-countries worldwide and over 20 headline performances in London’s West End, including multiple appearances at the world-famous London Palladium. Using huge projection photos and original film footage, the international hit show tells the story of the origins and meteoric rise of Simon & Garfunkel blended together seamlessly with a full live band performing all the hits including Mrs Robinson, Cecilia, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Homeward Bound and many more. With standing ovations at every performance at the show Art Garfunkel himself loved, you don't want to miss this international sensation.

Sun 28 Jun 2026
from £38
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Queen Of The Night - A Tribute To Whitney Houston

Queen Of The Night – A Tribute to Whitney Houston returns in 2026 for another show-stopping celebration, following sold-out tours across the UK, including an arena tour and iconic venues such as the Royal Albert Hall and The London Palladium. Established as the UK’s biggest Whitney Houston tribute, this breathtaking production honours the music, legacy, and unmatched talent of the legendary Whitney Houston. Celebrate Whitney’s remarkable musical repertoire in an electrifying production that honours her timeless songs with sensational vocalists and a full live band. Prepare to be captivated by an extraordinary journey through three decades of all-time hits such as I Wanna Dance With Somebody, One Moment In Time, I’m Every Woman, I Will Always Love You, My Love Is Your Love, So Emotional, Run To You, Saving All My Love, How Will I Know, Million Dollar Bill, The Greatest Love Of All, and many more. Join us for an unmissable evening filled with live music, captivating choreography, and powerful vocals, as we pay homage to the one and only queen of the night. Please note that this is a tribute production not associated with the Estate of Whitney Houston.

Sat 4 Jul 2026
from £25.50
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Music

Totally Tina

Come shake a tail feather with the UK’s supreme Tina – Justine Riddoch – and her talented cast. This breathtaking recreation of a live Tina Turner concert celebrates the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll’s incredible songbook. Early hits, including Proud Mary, River Deep - Mountain High and Nutbush City Limits, earned Tina a no-holds-barred reputation for fearsome live performances. While Eighties anthems We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You, and When the Heartache is Over propelled the songstress to stadium concert stardom. Supported by her fabulous band, and dazzling dancing girls in sequins, feathers and diamonds, Justine recreates those famed live performances. The SUPREME Tina, a regular National Tribute Awards winner since 2013, Justine’s got the looks, she’s got the moves, she’s definitely got those legs, but most of all, she’s got THE voice. Join an army of loyal fans for a truly authentic, fun-packed musical spectacular!

Fri 10 Jul 2026
from £35
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Music

The Timeless Voices Of Jazz

Featuring long-time Strictly Come Dancing singer Lance Ellington. Timeless Voices of Jazz bring years of experience, performing at the legendary Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club and other venues across the world, forming a band rooted in the heart of the UK’s vibrant jazz scene. Timeless Voices of Jazz celebrates the great vocalists whose sound continues to resonate across generations. Inspired by icons such as Ella Fitzgerald, Nat King Cole and Diana Krall, the band pays tribute to the singers who shaped jazz through their artistry, storytelling and unmistakable swing. Their show honours the legends who defined the jazz vocal tradition while bringing their spirit to life for today’s audiences. Through these timeless songs, the band and singers showcase why jazz remains one of the most expressive and enduring art forms. Collectively, the musicians have performed with an extraordinary list of world-class artists, including Amy Winehouse, Gregory Porter, Michael Bublé, Jacob Collier, Jamie Cullum, Sting, Stewart Copeland, Branford Marsalis, Mark Murphy, Van Morrison, Robbie Williams, Roy Ayers, Westlife, Christina Aguilera, Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Sister Sledge, Wynton Marsalis, Kurt Elling, Humphrey Lyttelton, Jools Holland, Buddy Greco, Sir John Dankworth, Charlie Watts, Michel Legrand, Shirley Bassey, Anton Du Beke, and the Ronnie Scott’s Allstars. Timeless Voices of Jazz brings the elegance, warmth and emotion of classic jazz vocals into the modern era—capturing a sound that truly lives up to its name.

Sun 12 Jul 2026
from £28.50
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Comedy

Bring Your Own Baby Comedy

BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY Grown Up Comedy... Babies Welcome! WINNER: Best bring-along Baby Event (HOOP Awards) WINNER: Comedy Club of the Year 2024 (Innovation and Excellence Awards) WINNER: Best Mental Health Boost for New Parents 2022 (UK Enterprise Awards) WINNER: Best Comedy Event for Families 2023 (Prestige Awards) NOMINATED: Feed With Confidence Award 2018 (Lansinoh Awards: celebrating the people and places who support mums without prejudice) “Yaaaas! This is the maternity leave I have dreamed of!" - Michelle, BYOB Guest "Bring Your Own Baby Comedy has transformed parental leave" - i paper Join us for an afternoon of hilarious comedy, where you can relax and have a good laugh at the best comedians in the UK, without needing childcare! There's buggy parking, baby changing and more at all our venues, so that you can take some time for yourself and just be entertained. The bar is fully stocked, whether you fancy a cuppa or even something a bit stronger (G&T anyone?). If you need to whip out a bum (the baby’s please!), a boob or a bottle, then please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!* Each show features two brilliant comedians plus a compere, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes including an interval. Find out more: www.byobcomedy.com *Please note that we have a 15-month age limit for our little laughers, as our comedians will be performing their usual grown-up jokes!

Wed 15 Jul 2026
from £15
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Creative Learning

Craft Club

Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

Wed 15 Jul 2026
from £14.50
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Music

The All or Nothing Experience

The Small Faces encapsulated all that was Mod: Sharp, hip, cool, talented, and streetwise. The four charismatic young kids from the East End of London who went on to become one of the most iconic and influential bands of the 1960's. After three sell -out tours and a successful West End run of All Or Nothing the Mod Musical, writer Carol Harrison and the show's multi-talented cast, bring you the new and exciting All Or Nothing Experience Concert Show, charting the band's rollercoaster journey through their unique and electrifying sound. Including - What you Gonna Do About It, Itchycoo Park, Lazy Sunday, Tin Soldier, All Or Nothing and many more. Plus the All Or Nothing 60s Experience - a second set, of sensational soulful 60s hits

Fri 17 Jul 2026
from £34.50
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Music

K-POP LIVE!

K-POP LIVE -The Theatre Show The Ultimate Musical Tribute to the Global K-POP phenomenon This Isn’t Just Music. It’s an Experience. Step into the dazzling world of K-POP — where every comeback hits harder, every choreo is next level, and every stage is pure daebak. This isn’t your average concert. It’s a high-energy, full-throttle tribute to the idols, the anthems, and the fandoms that turned a genre into a global movement. With hits from bestselling K-Pop bands - Blackpink, Twice, Katseye, and the smash-hit film K-Pop: Demon Hunters…and much more! — it’s a celebration of the visuals, the vocals, and the bias-wrecking moments that true K-POP fans live for. Expect jaw-dropping choreo, live vocals, stage-visuals, fanchants, and bops that hit different. Whether you’re a long-time stan or just discovering your ult group, this is your chance to go full K-POP mode. Live the rhythm. Feel the hype. Join the fandom. K-POP took over the world — now it’s your turn to feel the saranghae.

Sat 18 Jul 2026
from £31.50
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Family

Natural History Museum Presents Dinosaurs Live!

For the first time since 1881, the home of dinosaurs, London’s Natural History Museum, is going on tour! Ever since they were first identified in the 1800s, dinosaurs have sparked the imagination of kids and adults alike and for the first time ever, the world-renowned Natural History Museum has teamed up with Mark Thompson Productions to take you on a dinosaur adventure like no other. We’ll go on a pre-historic journey together to the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods and watch the life-like dinosaurs come alive right on stage! Not only that, but we’ll also find out more about fossils, time scales and how our planet has changed over hundreds of millions of years. So get ready for a roaring experience like no other as Natural History Museum presents Dinosaurs Live comes to a town near you.

Sun 19 Jul 2026
from £23.50
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Creative Learning

Written Within, Spoken Out - Writing and Performance Workshop for Adults (18+)

Written Within, Spoken Out (Adults) Written Within, Spoken Out is a two-hour Writing for Wellbeing and performance skills workshop for adults seeking creative expression and personal growth. The first hour offers a calm, welcoming space to write, reflect, and connect. No pressure and no experience required. Writing in a supportive group can reduce isolation, strengthen confidence, and support emotional wellbeing. The second hour gently introduces performance skills for those who wish to develop their voice, improve communication and or performance skills, whilst building confidence sharing their work. Participants are always free to simply observe. A nurturing space to explore your words, your voice, and your confidence at your own pace. Writing in a supportive group can:   • Reduce feelings of isolation  • Increase confidence  • Support emotional wellbeing  • Spark creativity  • Strengthen self-expression  • Create meaningful connection Learn:   • Voice control and projection  • Managing nerves  • Clear articulation  • Authentic delivery  • Stage confidence  • Presence and storytelling skills

Thu 23 Jul 2026
from £25
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Music

Fastlove - The Tribute to George Michael

FASTLOVE The George Michael Tribute Direct from London’s West End, this is the world’s favourite George Michael celebration! Few shows have reached the dizzy heights of Fastlove, now touring in 18 countries, selling over 500,000 tickets worldwide. Join us for one very special night as we celebrate the late great George Michael. Our talented cast will recreate for you, a night like no other! Make new memories whilst reliving old classics - this one is for the fans as we celebrate one of the greatest musicians the world has ever seen, and we say thank you! This show has it all, the power, emotion and star quality in this stunning production with full video and light show, as we respectfully recreate the soundtrack to your life. Playing all the hits, from Wham! right through his glittering career, including, Wake Me Up, Too Funky, Father Figure, Freedom, Faith, Knew You Were Waiting, Careless Whisper and many more. Fastlove: for the fans. This is a tribute show and is in no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows. Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme.

Fri 24 Jul 2026
from £34.50
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Music

Rock For Heroes

Classic rock anthems, incredible musicians, sensational vocalists and a ROCKTACULAR experience; with a lot of laughs thrown in! All the ingredients that make up the phenomenal Rock for Heroes! Performed by a superb 7-piece band, the show breathes new life into the music of Guns ‘N’ Roses, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac, Queen and more! You’d be Livin’ on a Prayer if you miss it! A show for all the family and a must see for any rock fan! Experience an evening that will have you singing till your voice hurts, have you laughing till your sides hurt and ROCKIN till your feet hurt! So, Jump at your chance to get your tickets today! Let Rock for Heroes take you back to that Summer of ‘69 and join us for the BIGGEST celebration of the Heroes of Rock!

Sat 25 Jul 2026
from £29.50
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Music

Frankly Sinatra

FRANKLY SINATRA The Music and the Memories of Ol’ Blue Eyes The iconic music of Frank Sinatra brought to life once again – HIS WAY. The swing, the swagger and velvet vocals, performed by world-renowned vocalist David Alacey. Part of the award-winning Rat Pack cast for 20 years, Alacey’s recording of New York New York was described as being “too close for comfort” for the Sinatra estate. Enjoy masterful performances of Fly Me to the Moon; Mack the Knife; New York, New York; My Way; That’s Life; Under My Skin; Lady is a Tramp; My Kind of Town; All the Way and Come Fly With Me.

Sun 26 Jul 2026
from £38
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Creative Learning

Paper, Pens And Rising Voices - Writing And Performance Workshop

Paper, Pens & Rising Voices is a two-hour creative writing and performance workshop designed to help young people aged 12–17 find and develop their voice. In the first hour, participants explore poetry and creative writing through guided prompts that build imagination, emotional awareness, and storytelling skills. In the second hour, they learn how to bring their words to life through performance techniques including voice projection, stage presence, articulation, and confident delivery. This workshop supports confidence building, communication skills, self-expression, and resilience in a safe, encouraging and inspiring environment. Hour One – Create Develop: • Creative expression • Storytelling techniques • Vocabulary expansion • Emotional literacy • Imagination & originality Hour Two – Perform Learn: • Stage presence • Voice projection • Breath control • Performance confidence • Public speaking skills • Body language awareness This workshop doesn’t just teach writing it builds courage, communication skills, resilience and self-belief.

Thu 30 Jul 2026
from £10
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Music

Man In The Mirror - A Tribute To Michael Jackson

Man in the Mirror – A tribute to Michael Jackson Join us for a Thriller of an evening, as we celebrate the legendary music of the KING OF POP. This is the “Man in the Mirror” – The brand new must-see, electrifying tribute concert to Michael Jackson. Starring CJ, one of the world’s greatest Michael Jackson Tribute Artists and supported by a talented cast of performers and musicians who capture the essence of Michael Jackson's unique style and charisma like no other, in this scintillating production that will keep you on the edge of your seats. Featuring all his greatest hits you know and love, including "Thriller," "Billie Jean," "Beat It," "Smooth Criminal," and of course, "Man in the Mirror." Complete with dazzling choreography, stunning visual effects, light show and authentic costumes. This is the show that pays tribute to Jackson's musical legacy. So, whether you're a lifelong fan or experiencing the magic of Michael Jackson for the first time, get ready as we take you back in time, for a night like no other.

Sat 1 Aug 2026
from £38
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Creative Learning

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Set in the 1970s era of the hit BBC TV show, hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters unravel in this brilliant ensemble farce. Betty is pregnant but, as she attempts to tell Frank, he is preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu. Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters bring the house down, quite literally in this ensemble farce. Trafalgar Trust in collaboration with Erith Playhouse are pleased and privileged to deliver this production of Some Mothers Do ‘Av ‘Em. Featuring a 5 star cast who performed to stellar reviews at the Playhouse in November 2025. “ watching Sean Ramsdens performance of Frank is outstanding like watching Michael Crawford on the stage” “ absolutely brilliant the best laugh I have had in years” “the set was unbelievable” “ It was amazing like being taken back to my childhood” BOOK NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT

Thu 6 - Sat 8 Aug 2026
from £15
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Creative Learning

Summer Youth Project: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

The world-famous Willy Wonka is opening the gates to his mysterious factory…but only to a lucky few. Young Charlie Bucket and four other golden ticket winners will embark on a life-changing journey through Wonka’s world of pure imagination including chocolate waterfalls, nutty squirrels and the great glass elevator, all to be revealed by Wonka's army of curious Oompa-Loompas.   Join a cast of 100 strong young performers as they bring to life this delicious musical- HAVE YOU GOT YOUR GOLDEN TICKET? Register for Auditions HERE

Fri 21 - Sun 23 Aug 2026
from £20
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Music

Ben Portsmouth: This Is Elvis

Ben Portsmouth brings the ULTIMATE Elvis experience to Dartford's Orchard West! Ben is not just a tribute artist; he is regarded as the closest living performer to the legendary Elvis Presley. With global success in over 20 countries, Ben Portsmouth brings energy, passion and authenticity in a way that no one else can match. Making history in 2012, Ben broke records becoming the first European to be crowned by Elvis Presley Enterprises as the ‘Worldwide Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist’ in Memphis, which swiftly followed with an invite to headline a special Elvis week on the Late Show with David Letterman. ‘This is Elvis’ offers an immersive journey through Presley's most iconic eras with greatest hits from his early rockabilly roots to the dazzling Vegas years. Whether you’re a lifelong Elvis fan or just discovering his music, this is a show for all generations! Ben and the Taking Care of Elvis Band brings you a dynamic and unforgettable experience that enthusiasts all over the world claim, 'feels like a live concert with the King himself'. Trust us, you won't be able to resist Ben's looks, charm and charisma! Having witnessed sellout performances on the same Vegas stage as Elvis, to London's West End, don’t miss out on your chance to see 'This is Elvis' — book now for an unforgettable night that will have you 'all shook up'! Age restriction: 6+. Under 16's to be accompanied by an adult 18+ Contains haze, minimal flashing lights/strobe

Wed 26 Aug 2026
from £38.50
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Music

The Magic Of The Bee Gees

THE MAGIC OF THE BEE GEES Direct from London’s West End. . . Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it’s time to put on your dancing shoes, for the night out of the year you have been waiting for, as we celebrate the songs of music royalty, the Bee Gees. Complete with stunning light and video show, prepare to experience the distinct sound of one the greatest bands to have ever graced the stage in this unforgettable concert spectacular. Immerse yourself in the brothers’ music through the Sixties, Seventies, and Eighties – including hits they wrote for artists such as Celine Dion, Diana Ross, and Dolly Parton. Join us for this breath-taking concert spectacular, taking you on a musical journey through all your favourite songs, including Night Fever, Stayin’ Alive, More Than a Woman, You Should Be Dancing, How Deep is Your Love and many more! This fabulously authentic production ensures the Gibb brothers’ incredible legacy of classic hit songs is well and truly stayin’ alive! Touring the nation, tickets on sale now! This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows. Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme.

Thu 27 Aug 2026
from £38
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Family

Peppa Pig's Big Family Show

Peppa Pig and friends are back in their brand new live stage show! With a new arrival on the way the whole family are busy getting ready. With building and decorating work to be done, it’s an oinktastic makeover and Peppa Pig, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig & George all need your help to get everything ready before the arrival of baby Evie! There’s so much to do – will they get it all finished in time? Peppa Pig’s Big Family Show is packed full of music, adventure and surprises for little ones and is the perfect introduction to theatre.

Sat 29 - Sun 30 Aug 2026
from £16.50
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Music

That'll Be The Day

Step into a night of pure entertainment with That’ll Be The Day, as they return with a brand-new version of the beloved show. A feel-good experience unlike any other. bursting with electrifying performances, laugh-out-loud comedy sketches, and chart-topping favourites, the show brings decades of music to life in a vibrant blend of rock ‘n’ roll, pop, and nostalgia. Featuring hits from the 50s through to the 80s, every moment is crafted to have you singing along, smiling, and tapping your feet. It’s a joyful tribute to the songs and artistes that shaped generations and an uplifting celebration guaranteed to leave you wanting more.

Tue 1 Sep 2026
from £34.50
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Music

The ELO Experience

The world's foremost multi award winning tribute to Jeff Lynne &The Electric Light Orchestra celebrates its 20th Anniversary Year Tour in 2026. Let us take you on a magical ELO journey through time with some of the greatest music ever written and put onto vinyl. The Greatest hits will be there plus some album gems too! Join us in celebrating this great music from the genius that is Mr Jeff Lynne!

Wed 2 Sep 2026
from £37
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Music

Forever Diamond

Get ready for a night of pure feel-good music with Forever Diamond, the Concert which Celebrates the legendary songs of Neil Diamond with this stunning live production. Starring Gary Benjafield, whose voice has filled theatres for many years, together with the Brother Love Band, this exciting new show blends concert energy with theatrical flair! Come along , Sing along with hits such as Cracklin’Rose, Song Sung Blue , Sweet Caroline plus many more hits and feel the magic.

Thu 3 Sep 2026
from £34
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Comedy

Al Murray - All You Need Is Guv

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv Brand New Show Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need. And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos! Al Murray Meet & Greet Fancy a lock-in with the Landlord? Come and meet the King of Beers and get a photo before the show with The Pub Landlord. Also includes a signed photo postcard of Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) to take away. Then sit back and enjoy the show! *This is an upgrade package and does not include ticket for the show – packages will be available to purchase once you have selected your seats

Fri 4 Sep 2026
from £37

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