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Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Capture the delicate beauty of a flower inside a resin necklace. All materials supplied to make your very own unique jewellery piece Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

“Mummy, I love your boobies…they’re so long!” Lola, age 10  The Funny Mummy is back in Dartford, due to popular demand, with this hilarious show, all about the bonkers world of parenting. With over 40k followers, and 23 million views on social media, The Funny Mummy is one of the UK's most popular parenting comedians.    From pregnancy to playdates, whatsapp groups to school runs – If you’re a parent, and you need a laugh, then this show is for you! Featuring the viral parody 'gangsta's paradise school whatsapp group', 'smug mum' and more!

Emma Kenny's new show, "Killer Couples," explores the chilling realm of romance gone awry, delving into the dark psychology of couples turned killers. From infamous pairs to modern mysteries, Emma unravels the disturbing evolution from love to malevolence. Join her for a captivating exploration of what drives these deadly duos, challenging your perception of relationships and human nature. Brace yourself for an unforgettable night of crime storytelling that promises intrigue, enlightenment, and a glimpse into love's darkest potential. Age restriction: 16+

THIS EVENT HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED FROM 16 APRIL 2026 TO 25 APRIL 2026 Put on your safari hats and get ready for some ranger danger and roarsome routines! There’s a baby Ankylosaurus lost in the forest who needs your help and you must find her before the Evil Zookeeper Scientist does…  Flapping frills and dino thrills await as we set off on the ultimate wild rescue mission with state-of-the-art walking dinosaurs, some of which have never been seen on a stage before. You’ll encounter Freya the dancing Raptor, Dylan the Dilophosaurus, Angie the Ankylosaurus, Scar the Spinosaurus and Bruce the mighty T-Rex.  With a captivating story, interactive activities throughout and an immersive finale that will bring the house down, Dino Tales is an unforgettable fun-filled family adventure starring Europe’s largest walking dinosaurs to ever roam the stage. You and the kids will be jumping for Jurassic joy after this pre-historic party, so get ready for the ultimate Jurassic rescue adventure.

Join award-winning investigative journalist and criminologist Mark Williams-Thomas for a gripping, immersive theatre experience delving into one of the most infamous and debated murder cases in British criminal history: The Jeremy Bamber White House Farm Murders. Nearly forty years after Bamber’s conviction for the 1985 killings at White House Farm—a crime for which he has consistently maintained his innocence—the case continues to provoke fierce discussion, new claims, and ongoing scrutiny. Over the decades, Mark Williams-Thomas has conducted extensive investigative work on the story, including direct communication with Jeremy Bamber himself, examining both the original evidence and the material that has since emerged. In this uniquely interactive live event, you, the audience, take on the role of a jury. Guided by Mark’s expert insight, you will journey through the key moments, evidence, controversies, and unanswered questions that have shaped the case for almost four decades. Has the full truth yet been uncovered? Is the conviction safe? And what should justice look like after 40 years of protestations of innocence? Thought-provoking, forensic, and often deeply emotional, this show invites you to confront one of the UK's most enduring true-crime mysteries—and cast your own verdict: Guilty… or Not Guilty? Age restriction: 16+

Featuring the best loved songs from the West End and Broadway, performed by a cast of incredible vocalists and an all female band, this is a must-see for anyone who loves musical theatre. With songs from Wicked, Les Miserables, Mamma Mia, Waitress and more, join us for an unforgettable evening of stunning vocals, backstage anecdotes and fascinating insights into the world of our West End Women. Cast subject to change.

Comedy legend Jasper Carrott in a night of comedy heaven. With a career that spans decades, the indefatigable Jasper continues to tour and leave audiences breathless with laughter. Rightly known as the godfather of British comedy, he brings to this show his trademark razor-sharp wit and charm. One not to be missed! Jasper’s Special Guests, Strictly ABBA, add a touch of pure ABBA entertainment. Featuring all the best-loved ABBA songs, Dancing Queen, Waterloo, The Name of the Game, and many, many more!

BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY Grown Up Comedy... Babies Welcome! WINNER: Best bring-along Baby Event (HOOP Awards) WINNER: Comedy Club of the Year 2024 (Innovation and Excellence Awards) WINNER: Best Mental Health Boost for New Parents 2022 (UK Enterprise Awards) WINNER: Best Comedy Event for Families 2023 (Prestige Awards) NOMINATED: Feed With Confidence Award 2018 (Lansinoh Awards: celebrating the people and places who support mums without prejudice) “Yaaaas! This is the maternity leave I have dreamed of!" - Michelle, BYOB Guest "Bring Your Own Baby Comedy has transformed parental leave" - i paper Join us for an afternoon of hilarious comedy, where you can relax and have a good laugh at the best comedians in the UK, without needing childcare! There's buggy parking, baby changing and more at all our venues, so that you can take some time for yourself and just be entertained. The bar is fully stocked, whether you fancy a cuppa or even something a bit stronger (G&T anyone?). If you need to whip out a bum (the baby’s please!), a boob or a bottle, then please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!* Each show features two brilliant comedians plus a compere, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes including an interval. Find out more: www.byobcomedy.com *Please note that we have a 15-month age limit for our little laughers, as our comedians will be performing their usual grown-up jokes!

Simon is an author and TV presenter, and one of the world’s most adventurous travellers. His unique brand of documentary filmmaking combines travel and adventure with current affairs, history, wildlife, culture and conservation. His journeys have taken him to more than 130 countries, across jungles, deserts, mountains and oceans, and to some of the most beautiful, dangerous and remote regions of the world. On his UK tour ‘To The Ends Of The Earth’, Simon will offer stories, surprises, thrills, deeper thoughts and hearty laughs. He wants to nudge and encourage audiences to get out of their comfort zone, take a few gentle risks in life, and embrace the great outdoors and the wider world. With behind-the-scenes footage and stunning imagery, Simon will inspire and remind audiences that we all need more journeys in our lives, and plenty of wild experiences. Audiences have hailed To The Ends Of The Earth as a ‘beautiful, inspiring, magical show’, praising Simon’s openness and ‘heartrending’ honesty; and ‘perfectly balanced with joy, vulnerability, information, fun and personal challenge’.

Returning for a fourth year! After the previous success of this event, Dartford's Got Talent grows year-on-year. We create a full evening of entertainment, suspense and excitement as a live panel of celebrity judges watches a variety of performances. As well as the participants, you can expect entertainment from our judges and local performing arts groups. NOW! Is your time to shine on stage, or just sit back and relax as part of the audience. Witness the Orchard West stage come alive with the talents of Dartford. REGISTER TO AUDITION (closes Sat 21 March) HERE Featuring: Jason Simmons: professional hypnotist and mentalist delivering high-impact, interactive mind reading and comedy for corporate events, theaters, and cruise ships. Marcus Wells: 17-year-old stable hand and aspiring country-folk artist inspired by the raw storytelling of Evan Honer, Tyler Childers, and Cody Johnson. The Singing Jay: Based in South East London, this Level 4 music performance student is a versatile vocalist and performer inspired by a lifelong passion for the stage and a love for live storytelling. Mulvihill Academy: Founded by Riverdance alumna Rachel Mulvihill and Debbie Cripps, the Mulvihill Academy is a nurturing community that blends traditional Irish dance with modern choreography for all levels, from beginners to World champions.

Celebrate 40 years since the iconic 'Born in The USA' album was first released with the world-class theatre production The Sound of Springsteen. Experience the pure rock 'n' roll euphoria of Bruce Springsteen as this outstanding show brings his iconic sound to life, taking you on a musical journey through the incredible catalogue, from Greetings from Asbury Park to 2020's Ghosts via the legendary hits Born in the USA and Born to Run. From high-octane vocals to the phenomenal stage production, every detail is meticulously crafted to transport you back to the golden age of rock 'n' roll. Whether you’re a lifetime Springsteen fan or discovering his music for the first time, you will be captivated by the thundering guitars, iconic saxophone and powerful lyrics that defined generations. Get ready to experience the legacy of The Boss and rock the night away with the authentic Springsteen experience!

Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

Written Within, Spoken Out (Adults) Written Within, Spoken Out is a two-hour Writing for Wellbeing and performance skills workshop for adults seeking creative expression and personal growth. The first hour offers a calm, welcoming space to write, reflect, and connect. No pressure and no experience required. Writing in a supportive group can reduce isolation, strengthen confidence, and support emotional wellbeing. The second hour gently introduces performance skills for those who wish to develop their voice, improve communication and or performance skills, whilst building confidence sharing their work. Participants are always free to simply observe. A nurturing space to explore your words, your voice, and your confidence at your own pace. Writing in a supportive group can:   • Reduce feelings of isolation  • Increase confidence  • Support emotional wellbeing  • Spark creativity  • Strengthen self-expression  • Create meaningful connection Learn:   • Voice control and projection  • Managing nerves  • Clear articulation  • Authentic delivery  • Stage confidence  • Presence and storytelling skills

Moonlight tells a deeper story of an Irish rock music icon — exploring Philip Lynott’s formative years, his struggles, and his legacy and inspiration to musicians around the world, honouring him in the pantheon of great Irish poets. Peter M. Smith leads an incredible cast bringing “Philip Lynott” to life like never before, supported by acclaimed actor Padraic O’Loingsigh in the role of “Brendan Behan”. Riley Clark plays “Oscar Wilde”, and Thin Lizzy co-founder/guitarist Eric Bell plays himself, bringing unbeatable authenticity to the production. The amazing Moonlight Band blasts out the Thin Lizzy anthems and new original tracks live, in a high-energy, unforgettable show that will have you on your feet, laughing, crying and singing as we tell a unique story that needs to be told.

The Ultimate Pop Concert! Get ready for a dazzling explosion of Music, Dance, and Excitement as Flowers and Friendship Bracelets takes to the stage! Come and join us for the ultimate pop concert and celebrate the biggest hits from the hottest artistes of the moment. Let’s ‘Shake it Off’ to our very own Taylor Swift; sing along to ‘Flowers’ with Miley Cyrus; dust off all our best dance moves and HOT TO GO! With Chappell Roan, and not forgetting the unstoppable Sabrina Carpenter performing all her top hits such as ‘Espresso’. Watch the girls delight the audience in this incredible concert with a huge pop party to finish the show. Flowers and Friendship Bracelets creates unforgettable memories for children and families. This show is the Ultimate Concert Experience! So grab your tickets today! … and don’t forget those friendship bracelets! See you at the show!

On the rugged isle of Berk, where Vikings and dragons have been bitter enemies for generations, Hiccup (Mason Thames; The Black Phone, For All Mankind) stands apart. The inventive yet overlooked son of Chief Stoick the Vast (Gerard Butler, reprising his voice role from the animated franchise), Hiccup defies centuries of tradition when he befriends Toothless, a feared Night Fury dragon. Their unlikely bond reveals the true nature of dragons, challenging the very foundations of Viking society. With the fierce and ambitious Astrid (BAFTA nominee Nico Parker; Dumbo, The Last of Us) and the village’s quirky blacksmith Gobber (Nick Frost; Snow White and the Huntsman, Shaun of the Dead) by his side, Hiccup confronts a world torn by fear and misunderstanding. As an ancient threat emerges, endangering both Vikings and dragons, Hiccup’s friendship with Toothless becomes the key to forging a new future. Together, they must navigate the delicate path toward peace, soaring beyond the boundaries of their worlds and redefining what it means to be a hero and a leader. Details Director(s): Dean Deblois Runtime: 125 Certification: PG Production Year: 2025 Distributor: Universal Pictures Cast: Gerard Butler, Nick Frost, Mason Thames

Dartford Borough Council and the Orchard West invite you to Sunday Cinema sponsored by Dartford Borough Council and hosted by the Orchard West. Having spent most of her life exploring the jungle with her parents, nothing could prepare Dora (Isabela Moner) for her most dangerous adventure ever - high school. Details Director(s):James BobinRuntime:102Certification:PGProduction Year:2019Cinema Date:16/08/2019Distributor:Paramount PicturesCast:Eugenio Derbez, Isabela Moner, Jeffrey Wahlberg

Kids craft club Each session your little person will be able to make a craft lead by our qualified and experienced staff, Parents and Carers will be able to relax and take advantage of our hospitality in the same space while watching them. Three sessions aimed at different ages 4-5 years (10.30-11.30am) 6-8 years ( 12-1pm) 9-11 years ( 1.30-2.30pm)

Paper, Pens & Rising Voices is a two-hour creative writing and performance workshop designed to help young people aged 12–17 find and develop their voice. In the first hour, participants explore poetry and creative writing through guided prompts that build imagination, emotional awareness, and storytelling skills. In the second hour, they learn how to bring their words to life through performance techniques including voice projection, stage presence, articulation, and confident delivery. This workshop supports confidence building, communication skills, self-expression, and resilience in a safe, encouraging and inspiring environment. Hour One – Create Develop: • Creative expression • Storytelling techniques • Vocabulary expansion • Emotional literacy • Imagination & originality Hour Two – Perform Learn: • Stage presence • Voice projection • Breath control • Performance confidence • Public speaking skills • Body language awareness This workshop doesn’t just teach writing it builds courage, communication skills, resilience and self-belief.

Having made a stunning return to the Strictly dancefloor, Amy Dowden MBE, accompanied by fellow sensational Strictly Come Dancing star Carlos Gu, truly feels Reborn.  Back on stage following a triumphant and acclaimed debut season, Amy and Carlos share an intimate portrait of their lives and journeys, in which the inspirational and transformative power of dance shines through.   Featuring a dazzling cast of world-class dancers, amazing live vocalists, and a soundtrack of iconic anthems from across the decades, the show will take audiences on an emotional and uplifting journey through show-stopping routines.   Amy & Carlos: Reborn is a genuine testament to the joy of dancing.  Age guidance: 10+

With the production now in its third year, CHOOSE GEORGE – Celebrating George Michael continues to amaze fans throughout the UK and Europe. The show features early Wham! hits right through to George Michael’s later songs, all performed perfectly by the incomparable Steve Mitchell. Steve is considered by many to be the closest George’s vocal fan for most of his life, which is apparent in his detailed and passionate performance of the songs. The show also features Ex-Wham! bassist, Dave West who worked with George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley on the first sessions for Wham Rap, Careless Whisper and Club Tropicana. Just a few quotes from George fans at recent shows… “Absolutely the most spectacular and special thing I have ever seen…” “So like the real George. You’ve got to see him…” “The energy was incredible. Constant dancing…” “Steve has the voice of George Michael, so uncanny and incredible. Close your eyes and its George Michael.” …BBC

Now undoubtedly one of the most established and successful Tribute Bands in the world, The SUPREME QUEEN Production is a brilliantly designed presentation paying homage to the halcyon days of one of the greatest rock bands ever. Musically exceptional throughout, the production brings together some of the finest and most recognisable Queen tribute performers in the world, complimented by the stunning production values: Authentic stage settings and specialist sound and lighting effects, that are all designed to provide the most memorable of evenings for the millions of Queen fans worldwide.

Come join us for this Pride themed Viewing of this cult classic, be your best drag, come in full drag or just some glitter, the rainbow slush and cocktails will be following. Film Synopsis: Oscar-winning costumes highlight this tale of three drag queens who set out across the Outback in a dilapidated bus. Details Director(s): Stephan Elliott Runtime: 98 minutes Certification: 15 Production Year: 1994 Distributor: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Cast: Terence Stamp

Deestar presents: Star Bingo, grab your dabbers and head down to the orchard west where Deestar will take you on a Bingo adventure with lip-sync performances, witty banter, spot prizes and not forgetting the big full house wins. 5 bingo games included in price. Deestar is THE star of Kent has been taking the drag world by storm with her flawless make up, elegant style and 5* moves. Come join her you won't regret it.

A Fun-packed Musical Journey Through the Swinging 60s An all-star cast from the West End deliver a musical powerhouse of a show that starts with the explosion of Brit Pop in 1962 through to the era of Flower Power and Free Love of the late Sixties. Music lovers are invited to return to a time when skirts got shorter and hair got longer as an incredible cast revive the hits of The Beatles, Herman’s Hermits, Gerry and the Pacemakers, The Rolling Stones, Cilla Black, Manfred Mann, Dusty Springfield, Lulu, Sandy Shaw and many more. Superb performances and beautiful, bespoke costumes return us to the sights and sounds of the Swinging Sixties. The non-stop, 40-song music feast includes She Loves You, Glad All Over, You’re My World, Jumpin’ Jack Flash, Something Tells Me I’m In to Something Good, Shout, Ferry Cross The Mersey and so many more. It’s said that “If you remember the Sixties you really weren’t there”. Twist and Shout affords the opportunity to discover just what you missed! This show will get you on your feet and dancing in the aisles!

The Grand Finale! Get ready for the biggest celebration of the year! To wrap up our milestone 5th anniversary, we are turning up the volume at Orchard West for the ultimate Sunday session - PrideFest: The Party. Our auditorium will be fully transformed into a vibrant, decorated rainbow sanctuary for a day dedicated to unity, progress, and pure joy. Expect an electric atmosphere packed with: Non-Stop Stage Entertainment: High-energy performances running throughout the day. Live Music & Tributes: Incredible sets from talented vocalists and top-tier tribute acts. Food & Drink: A variety of refreshments available to keep the party going all afternoon. Festival Vibes: A fully decorated venue to provide the perfect backdrop for your Pride memories. Your Fabulous Hosts Leading the festivities we are thrilled to welcome back fan favourite Anton Stephans: The powerhouse vocalist and X-Factor star (also known as the Genie in our 2025 Aladdin Pantomime) returning to bring his incomparable energy to host the main stage alongside Sophia Stardust; Dartford’s very own local drag sensation. Sophia will be bringing the glamour, the wit, and the sparkles to our final celebration. Line-up Coming Soon! While our star-studded headline acts are currently under wraps, we promise a mix of national talent and local stars that reflects the incredible spirit of Dartford. Stay tuned for the full reveal! Event Details & Tickets Tickets: FREE (Booking in advance is recommended). Prize Draw: Guests who book their free tickets in advance will be automatically entered into a prize draw to win tickets for upcoming performances at Orchard West. Our Partners Dartford Pride 2026 is delivered by Orchard West in proud partnership with Dartford Borough Council and is generously sponsored by Taylor Wimpey. Find the full Dartford Pride Week information here >

Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

Burn the Floor presents Nikita Kuzmin: Supernova Strictly Come Dancing finalist and fan favourite Nikita Kuzmin takes centre stage in the explosive new dance spectacular Supernova, touring the UK in June and July 2026. Created in collaboration with world-renowned choreographer and BAFTA award recipient Jason Gilkison and presented by international dance sensation Burn the Floor. Supernova is a show fuelled by the firepower of world class performers and creatives from around the world. Expect an evening of electrifying entertainment where artistry meets innovation, and Nikita’s trademark charm, power and charisma shine brighter than ever. Get ready — the Supernova is about to explode!

Written Within, Spoken Out (Adults) Written Within, Spoken Out is a two-hour Writing for Wellbeing and performance skills workshop for adults seeking creative expression and personal growth. The first hour offers a calm, welcoming space to write, reflect, and connect. No pressure and no experience required. Writing in a supportive group can reduce isolation, strengthen confidence, and support emotional wellbeing. The second hour gently introduces performance skills for those who wish to develop their voice, improve communication and or performance skills, whilst building confidence sharing their work. Participants are always free to simply observe. A nurturing space to explore your words, your voice, and your confidence at your own pace. Writing in a supportive group can:   • Reduce feelings of isolation  • Increase confidence  • Support emotional wellbeing  • Spark creativity  • Strengthen self-expression  • Create meaningful connection Learn:   • Voice control and projection  • Managing nerves  • Clear articulation  • Authentic delivery  • Stage confidence  • Presence and storytelling skills

Get ready to sing, dance, laugh and cheer in ‘My First Concert’. A magical live musical adventure for young children and their grown-ups! Join Jack and Jill as they try to save the day. With the help of their friends, a very silly dog called Dilly, and special guest appearances from Pinkfong, Baby Shark, and The Zoomies. They set out to create the biggest, brightest and most magical concert. Packed with favourite nursery rhymes, fun characters, audience interaction and big concert moments. My First Concert lets children become part of the show — clapping, singing, dancing and helping to save the village with music. Perfect for ages 2–7, this heart-warming, high-energy experience shows how being kind, working together, and having fun can make the world a happier place.

Few shows have experienced the phenomenal global success of The Simon & Garfunkel Story, with multiple sold-out shows in over 50-countries worldwide and over 20 headline performances in London’s West End, including multiple appearances at the world-famous London Palladium. Using huge projection photos and original film footage, the international hit show tells the story of the origins and meteoric rise of Simon & Garfunkel blended together seamlessly with a full live band performing all the hits including Mrs Robinson, Cecilia, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Homeward Bound and many more. With standing ovations at every performance at the show Art Garfunkel himself loved, you don't want to miss this international sensation.

Queen Of The Night – A Tribute to Whitney Houston returns in 2026 for another show-stopping celebration, following sold-out tours across the UK, including an arena tour and iconic venues such as the Royal Albert Hall and The London Palladium. Established as the UK’s biggest Whitney Houston tribute, this breathtaking production honours the music, legacy, and unmatched talent of the legendary Whitney Houston. Celebrate Whitney’s remarkable musical repertoire in an electrifying production that honours her timeless songs with sensational vocalists and a full live band. Prepare to be captivated by an extraordinary journey through three decades of all-time hits such as I Wanna Dance With Somebody, One Moment In Time, I’m Every Woman, I Will Always Love You, My Love Is Your Love, So Emotional, Run To You, Saving All My Love, How Will I Know, Million Dollar Bill, The Greatest Love Of All, and many more. Join us for an unmissable evening filled with live music, captivating choreography, and powerful vocals, as we pay homage to the one and only queen of the night. Please note that this is a tribute production not associated with the Estate of Whitney Houston.

Come shake a tail feather with the UK’s supreme Tina – Justine Riddoch – and her talented cast. This breathtaking recreation of a live Tina Turner concert celebrates the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll’s incredible songbook. Early hits, including Proud Mary, River Deep - Mountain High and Nutbush City Limits, earned Tina a no-holds-barred reputation for fearsome live performances. While Eighties anthems We Don’t Need Another Hero, Simply the Best, What’s Love Got to Do With It, I Don’t Wanna Lose You, and When the Heartache is Over propelled the songstress to stadium concert stardom. Supported by her fabulous band, and dazzling dancing girls in sequins, feathers and diamonds, Justine recreates those famed live performances. The SUPREME Tina, a regular National Tribute Awards winner since 2013, Justine’s got the looks, she’s got the moves, she’s definitely got those legs, but most of all, she’s got THE voice. Join an army of loyal fans for a truly authentic, fun-packed musical spectacular!

Featuring long-time Strictly Come Dancing singer Lance Ellington. Timeless Voices of Jazz bring years of experience, performing at the legendary Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club and other venues across the world, forming a band rooted in the heart of the UK’s vibrant jazz scene. Timeless Voices of Jazz celebrates the great vocalists whose sound continues to resonate across generations. Inspired by icons such as Ella Fitzgerald, Nat King Cole and Diana Krall, the band pays tribute to the singers who shaped jazz through their artistry, storytelling and unmistakable swing. Their show honours the legends who defined the jazz vocal tradition while bringing their spirit to life for today’s audiences. Through these timeless songs, the band and singers showcase why jazz remains one of the most expressive and enduring art forms. Collectively, the musicians have performed with an extraordinary list of world-class artists, including Amy Winehouse, Gregory Porter, Michael Bublé, Jacob Collier, Jamie Cullum, Sting, Stewart Copeland, Branford Marsalis, Mark Murphy, Van Morrison, Robbie Williams, Roy Ayers, Westlife, Christina Aguilera, Tina Turner, Michael Jackson, Sister Sledge, Wynton Marsalis, Kurt Elling, Humphrey Lyttelton, Jools Holland, Buddy Greco, Sir John Dankworth, Charlie Watts, Michel Legrand, Shirley Bassey, Anton Du Beke, and the Ronnie Scott’s Allstars. Timeless Voices of Jazz brings the elegance, warmth and emotion of classic jazz vocals into the modern era—capturing a sound that truly lives up to its name.

BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY Grown Up Comedy... Babies Welcome! WINNER: Best bring-along Baby Event (HOOP Awards) WINNER: Comedy Club of the Year 2024 (Innovation and Excellence Awards) WINNER: Best Mental Health Boost for New Parents 2022 (UK Enterprise Awards) WINNER: Best Comedy Event for Families 2023 (Prestige Awards) NOMINATED: Feed With Confidence Award 2018 (Lansinoh Awards: celebrating the people and places who support mums without prejudice) “Yaaaas! This is the maternity leave I have dreamed of!" - Michelle, BYOB Guest "Bring Your Own Baby Comedy has transformed parental leave" - i paper Join us for an afternoon of hilarious comedy, where you can relax and have a good laugh at the best comedians in the UK, without needing childcare! There's buggy parking, baby changing and more at all our venues, so that you can take some time for yourself and just be entertained. The bar is fully stocked, whether you fancy a cuppa or even something a bit stronger (G&T anyone?). If you need to whip out a bum (the baby’s please!), a boob or a bottle, then please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!* Each show features two brilliant comedians plus a compere, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes including an interval. Find out more: www.byobcomedy.com *Please note that we have a 15-month age limit for our little laughers, as our comedians will be performing their usual grown-up jokes!

Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm

The Small Faces encapsulated all that was Mod: Sharp, hip, cool, talented, and streetwise. The four charismatic young kids from the East End of London who went on to become one of the most iconic and influential bands of the 1960's. After three sell -out tours and a successful West End run of All Or Nothing the Mod Musical, writer Carol Harrison and the show's multi-talented cast, bring you the new and exciting All Or Nothing Experience Concert Show, charting the band's rollercoaster journey through their unique and electrifying sound. Including - What you Gonna Do About It, Itchycoo Park, Lazy Sunday, Tin Soldier, All Or Nothing and many more. Plus the All Or Nothing 60s Experience - a second set, of sensational soulful 60s hits

K-POP LIVE -The Theatre Show The Ultimate Musical Tribute to the Global K-POP phenomenon This Isn’t Just Music. It’s an Experience. Step into the dazzling world of K-POP — where every comeback hits harder, every choreo is next level, and every stage is pure daebak. This isn’t your average concert. It’s a high-energy, full-throttle tribute to the idols, the anthems, and the fandoms that turned a genre into a global movement. With hits from bestselling K-Pop bands - Blackpink, Twice, Katseye, and the smash-hit film K-Pop: Demon Hunters…and much more! — it’s a celebration of the visuals, the vocals, and the bias-wrecking moments that true K-POP fans live for. Expect jaw-dropping choreo, live vocals, stage-visuals, fanchants, and bops that hit different. Whether you’re a long-time stan or just discovering your ult group, this is your chance to go full K-POP mode. Live the rhythm. Feel the hype. Join the fandom. K-POP took over the world — now it’s your turn to feel the saranghae.

For the first time since 1881, the home of dinosaurs, London’s Natural History Museum, is going on tour! Ever since they were first identified in the 1800s, dinosaurs have sparked the imagination of kids and adults alike and for the first time ever, the world-renowned Natural History Museum has teamed up with Mark Thompson Productions to take you on a dinosaur adventure like no other. We’ll go on a pre-historic journey together to the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods and watch the life-like dinosaurs come alive right on stage! Not only that, but we’ll also find out more about fossils, time scales and how our planet has changed over hundreds of millions of years. So get ready for a roaring experience like no other as Natural History Museum presents Dinosaurs Live comes to a town near you.

Written Within, Spoken Out (Adults) Written Within, Spoken Out is a two-hour Writing for Wellbeing and performance skills workshop for adults seeking creative expression and personal growth. The first hour offers a calm, welcoming space to write, reflect, and connect. No pressure and no experience required. Writing in a supportive group can reduce isolation, strengthen confidence, and support emotional wellbeing. The second hour gently introduces performance skills for those who wish to develop their voice, improve communication and or performance skills, whilst building confidence sharing their work. Participants are always free to simply observe. A nurturing space to explore your words, your voice, and your confidence at your own pace. Writing in a supportive group can:   • Reduce feelings of isolation  • Increase confidence  • Support emotional wellbeing  • Spark creativity  • Strengthen self-expression  • Create meaningful connection Learn:   • Voice control and projection  • Managing nerves  • Clear articulation  • Authentic delivery  • Stage confidence  • Presence and storytelling skills

FASTLOVE The George Michael Tribute Direct from London’s West End, this is the world’s favourite George Michael celebration! Few shows have reached the dizzy heights of Fastlove, now touring in 18 countries, selling over 500,000 tickets worldwide. Join us for one very special night as we celebrate the late great George Michael. Our talented cast will recreate for you, a night like no other! Make new memories whilst reliving old classics - this one is for the fans as we celebrate one of the greatest musicians the world has ever seen, and we say thank you! This show has it all, the power, emotion and star quality in this stunning production with full video and light show, as we respectfully recreate the soundtrack to your life. Playing all the hits, from Wham! right through his glittering career, including, Wake Me Up, Too Funky, Father Figure, Freedom, Faith, Knew You Were Waiting, Careless Whisper and many more. Fastlove: for the fans. This is a tribute show and is in no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows. Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme.

Classic rock anthems, incredible musicians, sensational vocalists and a ROCKTACULAR experience; with a lot of laughs thrown in! All the ingredients that make up the phenomenal Rock for Heroes! Performed by a superb 7-piece band, the show breathes new life into the music of Guns ‘N’ Roses, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Dire Straits, Fleetwood Mac, Queen and more! You’d be Livin’ on a Prayer if you miss it! A show for all the family and a must see for any rock fan! Experience an evening that will have you singing till your voice hurts, have you laughing till your sides hurt and ROCKIN till your feet hurt! So, Jump at your chance to get your tickets today! Let Rock for Heroes take you back to that Summer of ‘69 and join us for the BIGGEST celebration of the Heroes of Rock!

FRANKLY SINATRA The Music and the Memories of Ol’ Blue Eyes The iconic music of Frank Sinatra brought to life once again – HIS WAY. The swing, the swagger and velvet vocals, performed by world-renowned vocalist David Alacey. Part of the award-winning Rat Pack cast for 20 years, Alacey’s recording of New York New York was described as being “too close for comfort” for the Sinatra estate. Enjoy masterful performances of Fly Me to the Moon; Mack the Knife; New York, New York; My Way; That’s Life; Under My Skin; Lady is a Tramp; My Kind of Town; All the Way and Come Fly With Me.

Paper, Pens & Rising Voices is a two-hour creative writing and performance workshop designed to help young people aged 12–17 find and develop their voice. In the first hour, participants explore poetry and creative writing through guided prompts that build imagination, emotional awareness, and storytelling skills. In the second hour, they learn how to bring their words to life through performance techniques including voice projection, stage presence, articulation, and confident delivery. This workshop supports confidence building, communication skills, self-expression, and resilience in a safe, encouraging and inspiring environment. Hour One – Create Develop: • Creative expression • Storytelling techniques • Vocabulary expansion • Emotional literacy • Imagination & originality Hour Two – Perform Learn: • Stage presence • Voice projection • Breath control • Performance confidence • Public speaking skills • Body language awareness This workshop doesn’t just teach writing it builds courage, communication skills, resilience and self-belief.

Man in the Mirror – A tribute to Michael Jackson Join us for a Thriller of an evening, as we celebrate the legendary music of the KING OF POP. This is the “Man in the Mirror” – The brand new must-see, electrifying tribute concert to Michael Jackson. Starring CJ, one of the world’s greatest Michael Jackson Tribute Artists and supported by a talented cast of performers and musicians who capture the essence of Michael Jackson's unique style and charisma like no other, in this scintillating production that will keep you on the edge of your seats. Featuring all his greatest hits you know and love, including "Thriller," "Billie Jean," "Beat It," "Smooth Criminal," and of course, "Man in the Mirror." Complete with dazzling choreography, stunning visual effects, light show and authentic costumes. This is the show that pays tribute to Jackson's musical legacy. So, whether you're a lifelong fan or experiencing the magic of Michael Jackson for the first time, get ready as we take you back in time, for a night like no other.

Set in the 1970s era of the hit BBC TV show, hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters unravel in this brilliant ensemble farce. Betty is pregnant but, as she attempts to tell Frank, he is preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu. Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters bring the house down, quite literally in this ensemble farce. Trafalgar Trust in collaboration with Erith Play house are Pleased and privileged to deliver this productions of some mothers do ‘av ‘em. Featuring a 5 star cast who performed to stella reviews at the play house in November 2025. “ watching Sean Ramsdens performance of Frank is outstanding like watching Micheal Crawford on the stage” “ absolutely brilliant the best laugh I have had in years” “the set was unbelievable” “ It was amazing like being taken back to my childhood” BOOK NOW TO AVOID DISAPOINTMENT

The world-famous Willy Wonka is opening the gates to his mysterious factory…but only to a lucky few. Young Charlie Bucket and four other golden ticket winners will embark on a life-changing journey through Wonka’s world of pure imagination including chocolate waterfalls, nutty squirrels and the great glass elevator, all to be revealed by Wonka's army of curious Oompa-Loompas.   Join a cast of 100 strong young performers as they bring to life this delicious musical- HAVE YOU GOT YOUR GOLDEN TICKET? Register for Auditions HERE

Ben Portsmouth brings the ULTIMATE Elvis experience to Dartford's Orchard West! Ben is not just a tribute artist; he is regarded as the closest living performer to the legendary Elvis Presley. With global success in over 20 countries, Ben Portsmouth brings energy, passion and authenticity in a way that no one else can match. Making history in 2012, Ben broke records becoming the first European to be crowned by Elvis Presley Enterprises as the ‘Worldwide Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist’ in Memphis, which swiftly followed with an invite to headline a special Elvis week on the Late Show with David Letterman. ‘This is Elvis’ offers an immersive journey through Presley's most iconic eras with greatest hits from his early rockabilly roots to the dazzling Vegas years. Whether you’re a lifelong Elvis fan or just discovering his music, this is a show for all generations! Ben and the Taking Care of Elvis Band brings you a dynamic and unforgettable experience that enthusiasts all over the world claim, 'feels like a live concert with the King himself'. Trust us, you won't be able to resist Ben's looks, charm and charisma! Having witnessed sellout performances on the same Vegas stage as Elvis, to London's West End, don’t miss out on your chance to see 'This is Elvis' — book now for an unforgettable night that will have you 'all shook up'! Age restriction: 6+. Under 16's to be accompanied by an adult 18+ Contains haze, minimal flashing lights/strobe

THE MAGIC OF THE BEE GEES Direct from London’s West End. . . Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, when the feeling's gone and you can't go on, it’s time to put on your dancing shoes, for the night out of the year you have been waiting for, as we celebrate the songs of music royalty, the Bee Gees. Complete with stunning light and video show, prepare to experience the distinct sound of one the greatest bands to have ever graced the stage in this unforgettable concert spectacular. Immerse yourself in the brothers’ music through the Sixties, Seventies, and Eighties – including hits they wrote for artists such as Celine Dion, Diana Ross, and Dolly Parton. Join us for this breath-taking concert spectacular, taking you on a musical journey through all your favourite songs, including Night Fever, Stayin’ Alive, More Than a Woman, You Should Be Dancing, How Deep is Your Love and many more! This fabulously authentic production ensures the Gibb brothers’ incredible legacy of classic hit songs is well and truly stayin’ alive! Touring the nation, tickets on sale now! This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows. Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme.

Peppa Pig and friends are back in their brand new live stage show! With a new arrival on the way the whole family are busy getting ready. With building and decorating work to be done, it’s an oinktastic makeover and Peppa Pig, Mummy Pig, Daddy Pig & George all need your help to get everything ready before the arrival of baby Evie! There’s so much to do – will they get it all finished in time? Peppa Pig’s Big Family Show is packed full of music, adventure and surprises for little ones and is the perfect introduction to theatre.

Step into a night of pure entertainment with That’ll Be The Day, as they return with a brand-new version of the beloved show. A feel-good experience unlike any other. bursting with electrifying performances, laugh-out-loud comedy sketches, and chart-topping favourites, the show brings decades of music to life in a vibrant blend of rock ‘n’ roll, pop, and nostalgia. Featuring hits from the 50s through to the 80s, every moment is crafted to have you singing along, smiling, and tapping your feet. It’s a joyful tribute to the songs and artistes that shaped generations and an uplifting celebration guaranteed to leave you wanting more.

The world's foremost multi award winning tribute to Jeff Lynne &The Electric Light Orchestra celebrates its 20th Anniversary Year Tour in 2026. Let us take you on a magical ELO journey through time with some of the greatest music ever written and put onto vinyl. The Greatest hits will be there plus some album gems too! Join us in celebrating this great music from the genius that is Mr Jeff Lynne!

Get ready for a night of pure feel-good music with Forever Diamond, the Concert which Celebrates the legendary songs of Neil Diamond with this stunning live production. Starring Gary Benjafield, whose voice has filled theatres for many years, together with the Brother Love Band, this exciting new show blends concert energy with theatrical flair! Come along , Sing along with hits such as Cracklin’Rose, Song Sung Blue , Sweet Caroline plus many more hits and feel the magic.

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv Brand New Show Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need. And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos! Al Murray Meet & Greet Fancy a lock-in with the Landlord? Come and meet the King of Beers and get a photo before the show with The Pub Landlord. Also includes a signed photo postcard of Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) to take away. Then sit back and enjoy the show! *This is an upgrade package and does not include ticket for the show – packages will be available to purchase once you have selected your seats