
Thu 6 - Sat 8 Aug 2026
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Get in touchSet in the 1970s era of the hit BBC TV show, hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters unravel in this brilliant ensemble farce.
Betty is pregnant but, as she attempts to tell Frank, he is preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu. Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters bring the house down, quite literally in this ensemble farce.
Trafalgar Trust in collaboration with Erith Play house are Pleased and privileged to deliver this productions of some mothers do ‘av ‘em. Featuring a 5 star cast who performed to stella reviews at the play house in November 2025.
“ watching Sean Ramsdens performance of Frank is outstanding like watching Micheal Crawford on the stage”
“ absolutely brilliant the best laugh I have had in years”
“the set was unbelievable”
“ It was amazing like being taken back to my childhood”
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