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Sat 25 Apr 2026
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Put on your safari hats and get ready for some ranger danger and roarsome routines! There’s a baby Ankylosaurus lost in the forest who needs your help and you must find her before the Evil Zookeeper Scientist does…
Flapping frills and dino thrills await as we set off on the ultimate wild rescue mission with state-of-the-art walking dinosaurs, some of which have never been seen on a stage before. You’ll encounter Freya the dancing Raptor, Dylan the Dilophosaurus, Angie the Ankylosaurus, Scar the Spinosaurus and Bruce the mighty T-Rex.
With a captivating story, interactive activities throughout and an immersive finale that will bring the house down, Dino Tales is an unforgettable fun-filled family adventure starring Europe’s largest walking dinosaurs to ever roam the stage. You and the kids will be jumping for Jurassic joy after this pre-historic party, so get ready for the ultimate Jurassic rescue adventure.
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Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Capture the delicate beauty of a flower inside a resin necklace. All materials supplied to make your very own unique jewellery piece Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm
“Mummy, I love your boobies…they’re so long!” Lola, age 10 The Funny Mummy is back in Dartford, due to popular demand, with this hilarious show, all about the bonkers world of parenting. With over 40k followers, and 23 million views on social media, The Funny Mummy is one of the UK's most popular parenting comedians. From pregnancy to playdates, whatsapp groups to school runs – If you’re a parent, and you need a laugh, then this show is for you! Featuring the viral parody 'gangsta's paradise school whatsapp group', 'smug mum' and more!
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