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Wed 27 May 2026
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Get in touchKids craft club
Each session your little person will be able to make a craft lead by our qualified and experienced staff, Parents and Carers will be able to relax and take advantage of our hospitality in the same space while watching them.
Three sessions aimed at different ages
4-5 years (10.30-11.30am)
6-8 years ( 12-1pm)
9-11 years ( 1.30-2.30pm)
Discover Orchard West
Join us at Orchard West for our monthly Craft Club! Settle into the foyer and get stuck into something creative, with a different project planned every month! Enjoy a drink, conversation and creative vibes, before taking home your masterpiece. Capture the delicate beauty of a flower inside a resin necklace. All materials supplied to make your very own unique jewellery piece Bar Open: 7pm - 9pm Crafting: 7.15pm - 9.15pm
“Mummy, I love your boobies…they’re so long!” Lola, age 10 The Funny Mummy is back in Dartford, due to popular demand, with this hilarious show, all about the bonkers world of parenting. With over 40k followers, and 23 million views on social media, The Funny Mummy is one of the UK's most popular parenting comedians. From pregnancy to playdates, whatsapp groups to school runs – If you’re a parent, and you need a laugh, then this show is for you! Featuring the viral parody 'gangsta's paradise school whatsapp group', 'smug mum' and more!
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