Rob Beckett: Giraffe hero
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Fri 6 Dec 2024

Rob Beckett: Giraffe

Off The Kerb Productions Presents:

Yes! Bobby Beckles is back on tour. Smashing the life out of the M25, M1, M5 and any other road that’s in my way. From Bromley to Brisbane, my new show Giraffe is going worldwide.

Expectations on me: put on 3 stone from takeaways and post-show drinking.

Expectations of you: leave the gig happier than when you arrived.

My wife thinks it’s going to be tough for me to be away from the family and don’t get me wrong, I do love my children/podcast content providers… but I also enjoy a lie-in and a hotel buffet breakfast. I think I’ll cope.

What else is there to do? Sit next to your partner on the sofa scrolling TikTok in silence again? You did that the last three nights. See you there!

Host of Sky’s Rob Beckett’s Smart TV and Rob & Romesh Vs. He’s also the unmistakable voice of Channel 4’s Celebs Go Dating and the smash-hit podcast Parenting Hell.

Maximum of 6 Tickets per Customer

Strictly 14+ Likely to be swearing and adult content. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult. Under 14s will not be admitted even if accompanied by an adult.

Please note - this event is being transferred to the Orchard West.

The Orchard West is a two minute walk from the Orchard Theatre - further information about the venue can be found here. We are hard at work moving existing bookings across and will contact ticketholders once this is complete to confirm seat locations. Tickets remain on-sale and can be purchased by all usual methods.

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Fri 6 Dec 2024



Orchard West




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