★★★★★ A supremely polished performer
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Fri 4 Sep 2026
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
Brand New Show
Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
Al Murray Meet & Greet Fancy a lock-in with the Landlord? Come and meet the King of Beers and get a photo before the show with The Pub Landlord. Also includes a signed photo postcard of Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) to take away. Then sit back and enjoy the show! *This is an upgrade package and does not include ticket for the show – packages will be available to purchase once you have selected your seats
Discover Orchard West
Comedy legend Jasper Carrott in a night of comedy heaven. With a career that spans decades, the indefatigable Jasper continues to tour and leave audiences breathless with laughter. Rightly known as the godfather of British comedy, he brings to this show his trademark razor-sharp wit and charm. One not to be missed! Jasper’s Special Guests, Strictly ABBA, add a touch of pure ABBA entertainment. Featuring all the best-loved ABBA songs, Dancing Queen, Waterloo, The Name of the Game, and many, many more!
BRING YOUR OWN BABY COMEDY Grown Up Comedy... Babies Welcome! WINNER: Best bring-along Baby Event (HOOP Awards) WINNER: Comedy Club of the Year 2024 (Innovation and Excellence Awards) WINNER: Best Mental Health Boost for New Parents 2022 (UK Enterprise Awards) WINNER: Best Comedy Event for Families 2023 (Prestige Awards) NOMINATED: Feed With Confidence Award 2018 (Lansinoh Awards: celebrating the people and places who support mums without prejudice) “Yaaaas! This is the maternity leave I have dreamed of!" - Michelle, BYOB Guest "Bring Your Own Baby Comedy has transformed parental leave" - i paper Join us for an afternoon of hilarious comedy, where you can relax and have a good laugh at the best comedians in the UK, without needing childcare! There's buggy parking, baby changing and more at all our venues, so that you can take some time for yourself and just be entertained. The bar is fully stocked, whether you fancy a cuppa or even something a bit stronger (G&T anyone?). If you need to whip out a bum (the baby’s please!), a boob or a bottle, then please feel free… and our comics won’t mind being heckled by our younger guests!* Each show features two brilliant comedians plus a compere, and the whole show will last approx. 75 minutes including an interval. Find out more: www.byobcomedy.com *Please note that we have a 15-month age limit for our little laughers, as our comedians will be performing their usual grown-up jokes!
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