A raft of cracking anecdotes
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Thu 30 Apr 2026
Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy! The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town! Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas! Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now! Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed! “An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly “Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones) Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!
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