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Pirates Love Underpants

Join our swashbuckling party of pirates on their quest to find the fabled Pants of Gold for the Captain’s Treasure chest!

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The Rolling Stones Story

Sun 8 Feb 2026
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From £28.50
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Sing-A-Long-A The Greatest Showman

Fri 20 Feb 2026
Orchard West
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Fun For Little Ones - A Tribute To Ms Rachel

Sat 21 Feb 2026
Orchard West
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Jim Davidson: Last Man Standing...Just!

Fri 27 Feb 2026
Orchard West
From £33
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Pop Princesses

Wed 27 Aug 2025
Orchard West
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Sing The Musicals

Sat 30 Aug 2025
Orchard West
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Ben Portsmouth: This Is Elvis

Sun 31 Aug 2025
Orchard West
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Pirates Love Underpants

Sat 13 - Sun 14 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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The Ultimate Classic Rock Show

Thu 18 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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The Dr. Hook Songbook

Fri 19 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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Hairbrush Party Anthems

Sat 20 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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A Country Night In Nashville

Sun 21 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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Spice Girls Experience

Thu 25 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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Simon & Garfunkel Through The Years

Fri 26 Sep 2025
Orchard West
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Dartford XL Comedy Club With Ed Byrne & Support

Sat 27 Sep 2025
Orchard West
From £27
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