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Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

Ticket Price

£26.50

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Performance Dates

Sun 8th February 2026

Category

Age Restriction

16+

Overview

Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?

Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs.

When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits.

Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Join Jordan as she explores all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet.

Edinburgh Fringe Best Show - Nominee Melbourne International Comedy Fest Best Show - Nominee Channel 4 Breakthrough Comedy Star - Winner NextUp Biggest Award In Comedy - Winner

Age Restriction: 16+ - Strong language, themes of transphobia and discrimination, violence & death threats.

Reviews

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Terrific... blazingly energetic
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- The Telegraph
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Lyrically dextrous - blisteringly funny
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- The List
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An emerging talent who is firing on all cylinders
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- The Scotsman
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Giving her all is clearly what she does best
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- The Skinny
Sun 8 Feb 2026
£26.50
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