
Fri 23 - Sat 24 Oct 2026
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Get in touch“Force adversaries to talk and you may achieve peace.” What happens when you lock up two sworn rivals on the day of the big match? Fireworks… then something extraordinary. Winner of the coveted Stage Award for Acting Excellence and hailed with multiple ★★★★★ reviews at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Des Dillon’s award-winning play has been touring for over 20 years and continues to resonate powerfully with contemporary audiences. Alan Chadwick described it as “Scottish theatre’s greatest success story of recent times,” while Joyce McMillan called it “one of the shortest and most gripping two-hour shows in current Scottish theatre.” While the play begins with confrontation, it evolves into something far more universal. Through blistering humour, raw energy, and emotional depth, it becomes an allegory for peace processes across the world. A story about dialogue, understanding, and the possibility of reconciliation in divided communities. It is a powerful reminder that when adversaries are forced to talk, change can happen. “As powerful a piece of comedy as anything else on at the Fringe.” — Thom Dibdin Adding a unique theatrical twist, each performance features live, full match-style commentary from an all-star team. Football legends David Robertson, Jackie McNamara, Charlie Miller, and Simon Donnelly join broadcasting icons Rob Maclean and David Tanner, delivering the action live from the commentary box at every performance. A powerful and timely story—told with intensity, humour, and an electrifying live sporting edge.


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